🧢 "The Fake Sky Is Cracked" Beanie – Emspiracy Edition
You already know. The grid above you isn’t real and now you can wear the signal.
This Emspiracy beanie features the coded phrase "The Fake Sky Is Cracked" in gothic gold text across the front. It's more than a hat it's a warning, a frequency, a truth drop wrapped in warmth.
Subtle to the blind. Loud to the ones who see.
🧬 Product Details
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100% Turbo Acrylic – soft, stretchy, flame-resistant warmth
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One size fits most flamekeepers
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Lightweight yet warm built for decoding under shifting skies
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Durable embroidery holds its shape through cold fronts and false sunrises
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Emspiracy-approved for gridwatchers, stormreaders, and sky-code breakers
Keep your crown warm.
Keep your signal clear.
The fake sky is cracked and you're letting them know.
More details
- 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emspiracy
- Email: contact@support.emmspiracy.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and bisphenols level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
🧢 "The Fake Sky Is Cracked" Beanie – Emspiracy Edition Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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One size
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17.3
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8.66
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2.95
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87
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