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🐈‍⬛🐸☕ SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT FUCK KNOWS. I’M JUST A CAT. 😂💚

£6.69
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Your coffee cup just got a serious attitude problem. 😂

Meet the Emspiracy Schrödinger’s Cat white ceramic mug, featuring our gloriously chaotic frog-hoodie-wearing cat who has completely given up trying to explain quantum physics. 🐸⚛️

Alive? 🐈‍⬛
Dead? 💀
Both? 🌀
Neither? 👀

FUCK KNOWS. I’M JUST A CAT. 🖕

And because apparently this cat needs caffeine as much as the rest of us, it comes with the perfect combination of CHAOS & CATNAPS energy. ☕😂

Perfect for:

☕ Coffee addicts
🍵 Tea lovers
🧪 Science nerds
🕵️‍♀️ Conspiracy rabbit-hole explorers
🧠 Professional overthinkers
🐾 People who simply cannot be arsed explaining themselves

And unlike Schrödinger’s cat, there’s no mystery about what happens when you put this mug in the dishwasher. 😂

✨ Ceramic mug
🔥 Dishwasher safe
⚡ Microwave safe
☕ 11 oz, 15 oz & 20 oz options

11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) high × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) high × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter
20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) high × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter

👑👁️ EMSPIRACY

🐈‍⬛ SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT
🐸 CHAOS & CATNAPS
🖕 FUCK KNOWS. I’M JUST A CAT.

🔥 AVAILABLE NOW FROM EMSPIRACY. 🔥

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More details

  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.