😂💚 SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT FUCK KNOWS… I’M JUST A CAT. 🐈‍⬛🐸

£17.52
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Okay, this one is for the absolute chaos gremlins. 😂

You know that moment when someone asks you to explain something and you’re just sitting there thinking…

“Alive? Dead? Both? Neither?”

FUCK KNOWS. I’M JUST A CAT. 🐈‍⬛💅

Meet the newest addition to the Emspiracy Schrödinger’s Cat collection  and this cat has clearly had enough of quantum physics. He’s got his frog hoodie on 🐸, his tea in hand ☕, his middle claw proudly raised 🖕, and absolutely ZERO interest in explaining the universe to you. 😂

Meanwhile, the box has one simple rule:

📦 IF YOU DIDN’T OPEN THE BOX… MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

And the T-shirt itself? Proper heavyweight goodness. 🖤

100% ring-spun cotton
💪 Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
👕 Relaxed fit
☁️ Soft, substantial and ridiculously comfortable

Perfect for cat people 🐾, conspiracy addicts 🕵️‍♀️, science nerds ⚛️, professional overthinkers 🧠 and anyone who has officially run out of fucks to give. 😂

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🐈‍⬛ SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT
🐸 CHAOS & CATNAPS
🖕 FUCK KNOWS. I’M JUST A CAT.

🔥 AVAILABLE NOW FROM EMSPIRACY. 🔥

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.