😂💚🐸 SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT FUCK KNOWS. I’M JUST A CAT. 🐈⬛🖕
This one might be my favourite because this cat has officially opted out of quantum physics. 😂
Alive? 🐈⬛
Dead? 💀
Both? 🌀
Neither? 👀
FUCK KNOWS. I’M JUST A CAT.
Our latest Emspiracy Schrödinger’s Cat design features one seriously unimpressed cat in a frog hoodie 🐸, casually enjoying a drink ☕ while the universe falls apart around him. There’s quantum physics, conspiracy books, questionable pizza 🍕, an “OVERTHINKING FUEL” can and, naturally, a cardboard box that says exactly what we’re all thinking:
📦 IF YOU DIDN’T OPEN THE BOX… MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 😂
The tee is lightweight, comfy and made for everyday chaos:
🌱 Solid colours: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
🌈 Heather: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
✨ Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
☁️ Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
👕 Regular fit
🌎 Unisex sizing
Perfect for cat lovers 🐾, conspiracy addicts 🕵️♀️, science nerds ⚛️, professional overthinkers 🧠 and anyone who has reached the point of simply saying:
“Mate… I’m just a fucking cat.” 😂
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🐈⬛ SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT
🐸 CHAOS & CATNAPS
🖕 FUCK KNOWS. I’M JUST A CAT.
🔥 AVAILABLE NOW FROM EMSPIRACY. 🔥
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Emspiracy
- Email: contact@support.emmspiracy.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
😂💚🐸 SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT FUCK KNOWS. I’M JUST A CAT. 🐈⬛🖕 Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
