🩸 You’re Not Just Wearing It. You’re Remembering It. Welcome to Emspiracy.
Promo for Members

🧢 "The Fake Sky Is Cracked" Beanie – Emspiracy Edition

$33.53 CAD
Free shipping for orders over $104.78 for Members. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

You already know. The grid above you isn’t real  and now you can wear the signal.

This Emspiracy beanie features the coded phrase "The Fake Sky Is Cracked" in gothic gold text across the front. It's more than a hat  it's a warning, a frequency, a truth drop wrapped in warmth.

Subtle to the blind. Loud to the ones who see.

🧬 Product Details

  • 100% Turbo Acrylic – soft, stretchy, flame-resistant warmth

  • One size fits most flamekeepers

  • Lightweight yet warm  built for decoding under shifting skies

  • Durable embroidery holds its shape through cold fronts and false sunrises

  • Emspiracy-approved for gridwatchers, stormreaders, and sky-code breakers

Keep your crown warm.
Keep your signal clear.
The fake sky is cracked  and you're letting them know.

Select Color: Black

Please select Color

Select Size

Please select Size

Dropdown

More details

Dropdown
  • 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
  • One size fits most

Size & Fit

Dropdown
  • Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

Dropdown
  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.