SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT IT’S FINE. PROBABLY.

$12.60 CAD
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Meet the first little menace in the Emspiracy Schrödinger’s Cat collection.

A classic white ceramic mug featuring our grumpy box-dwelling quantum cat, complete with his very important scientific conclusion:

“It’s fine.”

Is he alive? Is he dead? Is he merely hiding in a cardboard box because he doesn’t want to deal with anyone today?

Honestly… probably.

Perfect for your morning coffee, tea, hot chocolate, conspiracy rabbit holes, existential crises, or those days when “I’m fine” is doing some serious fucking heavy lifting.

Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. Ceramic. And absolutely perfect for anyone who likes their humour slightly unhinged.

Available in 11 oz, 15 oz and 20 oz sizes.

SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT.
IT’S FINE.
PROBABLY.

Available now from Emspiracy. 🐈‍⬛☕

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More details

  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.